Name that Phobia!
Triskaidekaphobia – the fear of the number 13. The first time I heard that word, I was hooked. Trying to figure out the nature of the phobia from the clinical term used to define is a fun game. Let’s take a look at some of my personal favorites.
Chronomentrophobia is the fear of clocks. I wonder if that applies to your biological clock.
Ereuthophobia is the fear of the color red. Don’t all democrats already suffer from this?
Chaetophobia is the fear of hair. I wish this extended to the fear of “bad” hair, then it would include a much larger demographic.
Ideophobia is the fear of ideas. I like this one because the lack of creativity in the name sums up what it is.
Geniophobia is the fear of chins. Do I even need to make a Jay Leno joke? No? Okay.
Automatonophobia is the fear of ventriloquist dummies. I second that one.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. No joke. Although I may have gone with supercalafragilisticexpialidociousophobia.
Spacephobia is the fear of outer space. Or, it could be the latest original series on Sci Fi.
And, I’ve saved the best for last:
Dutchphobia is fear of the Dutch. I wonder if it’s the wooden shoes.
